Your Cat Thinks You Are a Big Dumb Cat
According to Anthrozoologist, (defn. deals with interactions between humans and other animals) John Bradshaw your cat looks at you as a dumb cat. Let’s face it from a cat’s point of view your hunting skills are limited: you can’t catch insects, birds or rats. Is that why they deliver their kills to you, for pity? Your climbing skills are amateur at best: your ability to only leap onto small steps one by one is seen as pathetic.
For all your faults however you are lovable and not seen as a threat which is where all the cuddles and attention come from.
Cat Conclusion: You are a large, let’s say “skill-less”, cuddly cat.